The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...