A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...