Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...