R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.