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THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...