The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...