Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...