Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...