A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...