Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...