Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...