What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...