Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...