Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!