George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...