Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...