The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
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Really Stupid People
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A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...