You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...