Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...