Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...