Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...