Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...