The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...