Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
tough mosquito
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The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Pondering old age
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Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
The bachelor’s diet
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Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...