Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...