A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...