Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...