Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...