This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...