Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...