Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...