Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...