Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!