Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...