How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...