One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
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I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Daylight savings time
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
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Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...