To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...