Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...