How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...