Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...