Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...