What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
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How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Bathroom reading material
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Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
They where playing for the cup
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New Viruses!
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Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...