Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...