A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Actual calls to technical support
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Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!