Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...