You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
The Apple explosion
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A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...