Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...