Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...