Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...