Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...