Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...