Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...