English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...